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Note the wording here: this is a consultation to determine if cursing is the right move. My actual fee for cursing starts at $300 (if I agree to move forward, the $60 fee goes towards that total). If you are interested in my laying a curse on someone who’s wronged you, we’re going to chat before I sign up for that!
Here’s why, a few things I will need to know, and how it’ll work:
Why: Yes, I do curse the deserving. No, I don’t think cursing abusers is morally wrong. However, the “deserving” and “abuser” parts are operative. I will not curse someone simply because you don’t like them, no matter how much money you offer me. Mostly because it’s unethical, but also because it’s unlikely to work. I’m a druid; my magic is based on relationship, truth, oaths and their breaking. If someone has broken their oath to you or violated you somehow, I can hone in on that magically to provide consequences. If you just don’t like them, that’s not a violation, and if anything you’ll only be incurring consequences on yourself.
What I’ll need to know: My apologies if it’s a rough topic, but I really do need to know why you want this person cursed for the above reasons.
If I do agree that we can move forward with me cursing this person, as stated above, the $60 consult fee will go towards my total cost of $300. If I don’t agree, the $60 can go towards a tarot reading, cleansing or energy booster but out of respect for my time, I don’t do refunds.
Should I agree to curse your subject, on top of what they did I’ll need to know at least a first name and a photo of them. I’ll also need to know a bit about them before I delve into their energy— are they a practitioner, do they have substance abuse issues, what are their vices? These things do matter.
Real magic isn’t the movies. Hence, say you want a piano to fall on their head and their breath to stink forever… it’s not like that. I cannot guarantee that the exact consequences you want for this person will necessarily play out to a T when that’s sometimes, but not always, how it works. I always do my best to insure the punishment matches the crime, and often it does— but I work devotionally, so only half is in my hands, and half will be with the powers that be. So we can talk about what we’re aiming for here, and rest assured something will happen, but know your mileage will vary. We can talk more about this during the consult!
If you’re going to be impatient or demand overnight results that no ethical practitioner can actually promise you, please do not hire me. Magic is real, but it’s not the damn movies, and I will only promise what I can actually do. If you want someone to promise you precise results to happen overnight while you call back the same ex you’re having me curse (just for example), then sorry to say it but go get grifted somewhere else.
That being said, when my curses cook, they really cook— so make sure you actually want this person cursed. If you’re going to get back with your abusive ex and then come crying to me to take the curse off and the person hasn’t changed their bad behavior, I cannot take back what’s been set in motion. Additionally, I often give people homework like cleansing exercises or requests to simply leave the magic alone once it’s been set in motion. Make sure you’re ready to actually do that.
So if you’ve read through all of that and still want to move forward, hit purchase, leave me your info, and we’ll get in touch within the next week.
Note the wording here: this is a consultation to determine if cursing is the right move. My actual fee for cursing starts at $300 (if I agree to move forward, the $60 fee goes towards that total). If you are interested in my laying a curse on someone who’s wronged you, we’re going to chat before I sign up for that!
Here’s why, a few things I will need to know, and how it’ll work:
Why: Yes, I do curse the deserving. No, I don’t think cursing abusers is morally wrong. However, the “deserving” and “abuser” parts are operative. I will not curse someone simply because you don’t like them, no matter how much money you offer me. Mostly because it’s unethical, but also because it’s unlikely to work. I’m a druid; my magic is based on relationship, truth, oaths and their breaking. If someone has broken their oath to you or violated you somehow, I can hone in on that magically to provide consequences. If you just don’t like them, that’s not a violation, and if anything you’ll only be incurring consequences on yourself.
What I’ll need to know: My apologies if it’s a rough topic, but I really do need to know why you want this person cursed for the above reasons.
If I do agree that we can move forward with me cursing this person, as stated above, the $60 consult fee will go towards my total cost of $300. If I don’t agree, the $60 can go towards a tarot reading, cleansing or energy booster but out of respect for my time, I don’t do refunds.
Should I agree to curse your subject, on top of what they did I’ll need to know at least a first name and a photo of them. I’ll also need to know a bit about them before I delve into their energy— are they a practitioner, do they have substance abuse issues, what are their vices? These things do matter.
Real magic isn’t the movies. Hence, say you want a piano to fall on their head and their breath to stink forever… it’s not like that. I cannot guarantee that the exact consequences you want for this person will necessarily play out to a T when that’s sometimes, but not always, how it works. I always do my best to insure the punishment matches the crime, and often it does— but I work devotionally, so only half is in my hands, and half will be with the powers that be. So we can talk about what we’re aiming for here, and rest assured something will happen, but know your mileage will vary. We can talk more about this during the consult!
If you’re going to be impatient or demand overnight results that no ethical practitioner can actually promise you, please do not hire me. Magic is real, but it’s not the damn movies, and I will only promise what I can actually do. If you want someone to promise you precise results to happen overnight while you call back the same ex you’re having me curse (just for example), then sorry to say it but go get grifted somewhere else.
That being said, when my curses cook, they really cook— so make sure you actually want this person cursed. If you’re going to get back with your abusive ex and then come crying to me to take the curse off and the person hasn’t changed their bad behavior, I cannot take back what’s been set in motion. Additionally, I often give people homework like cleansing exercises or requests to simply leave the magic alone once it’s been set in motion. Make sure you’re ready to actually do that.
So if you’ve read through all of that and still want to move forward, hit purchase, leave me your info, and we’ll get in touch within the next week.
