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Curse/Hexing Ritual
Make sure you read the details thoroughly before purchasing this option. I cannot be responsible for any upset if you neglect to read the T&C!
Notes & Warnings:
One: Magic is alive and spells take on a life of their own. I have never and will never guarantee any specific results. I can promise that I will do my due diligence; how it plays out depends on the individual factors of the situation.
While I will never promise specific outcomes within a fixed timeline as all curses (like any spell) have their own trajectories based on different factors, I am accustomed to my hexes starting to bang most dramatically within 6-12 months. While it's possible for something to unfold before then, do not expect it. Again: understand that you are commissioning a practitioner to do a real ritual. I am not a snakeoil salesman or grifter: I will not guarantee something no human can guarantee.
If you choose this, BE SURE you truly want this person to experience “amplified consequences.” Meditate on it. Past hexes of mine have resulted in extremely dramatic consequences. It is much easier to simply not open this door than to try and close it after the fact.
While I will never promise a specific punishment (as a silly example, I can’t promise that your ex will get have tomatoes and stinky cheese thrown at them every day forever)… the hammer swings hard when it does. Druidry is all about oaths and hospitality: what happens varies depending on the oaths this person has broken, what’s out of alignment with their nature. If you hire me to set that in motion, I won’t and can’t undo that.
Lastly…
If you pay me to do this, listen when I tell you this:
LEAVE IT ALONE from then on. Do not throw additional curses at it, avoid contacting the subject if you possibly can, minimize your energetic involvement from now on.
I truly do not advise piling on magic of your own, it will likely only make things messier. Once you’ve commissioned me to get this going, shift to investing in yourself and shielding yourself.
That isn’t fortune cookie advice simply to make you feel better, it’s for multiple reasons. One- a watched pot doesn’t boil. Two- Like I said about adding your own magic, it’ll only make things messier. Three- Part of the benefit of paying me is that you’re risking less direct blowback on yourself. So let me do what I do, focus on your protections and move forward knowing whoever wronged you will get what’s coming to them! Once I get this ball rolling, start shifting your own reality and focus on your own success. This is not New Age woo-woo positive thinking fluff, I mean quite seriously it’s bad to constantly check in on magic once it’s done. Leave it be: focus on the aftermath.
Two: Make sure you either have your own protections going before contacting me for this, or bundle in my protection services as well if you want the added peace of mind. While I can't and won't guarantee specific curse outcomes, in my past of professional hexing, people that I assumed were already warded & shielded got minor blowback once I got going because I set something loose without their having any active magical protections/wards etc. In that case, it isn’t some “law of three” rede in action (I’m not Wiccan and don’t observe such ideas)— you just weren’t protected.
Protect yourself first, and/or purchase my protection offering in my shop here.
If you decide this is the route you want to take, here’s what I will need from you:
- A photo of the person
- Their full name (it is important)
- Their offense/how they wronged you + a basic summary of the situation, and why it has been significant for you
- An understanding that once you purchase this, I will prioritize it as soon as I humanly can— but it may take up to 2-3 weeks for me to complete it. Why? Simply put: I have a full time day job, and I have multiple commissions on my plate at any given time. On top of that, some days are just not energetically conducive to specific workings: I may be waiting for a full moon, etc.
However: If you truly feel the need to prioritize this happening ASAP, bundle your order with my “rush” option to insure that I hit it within the next 9 days.
Understand this: I curse abusers, predators, people that have caused serious harm and at minimum violated their word against their loved ones, or those under their care. I will not put a curse on someone you simply don’t like, are threatened by, etc. If you hire me under false pretenses to curse someone innocent/who has not seriously harmed anyone, do not be surprised when nothing bad happens to them and very likely, it happens to you instead— and no, I will not be refunding your goofy ass.
As a final aside…
Why is my hexing so expensive?
Try it sometime: it’s exhausting.
As stated, I don’t use written spells or a color by numbers approach. I am literally shamanically traveling to directly plant this ripple effect in the realms to reach this person’s energy, hone in on what they have done wrong, and amplify the consequences of that violation. I’m not just reciting words over a candle.
As humbly as possible, I’m good.
This is perhaps the least important reason, but I often feel the need to buy weirder ingredients than most of my workings merit to catalyze more intense effects-- cow hearts, specific shaped candles, honeycomb, etc... I never really know until the moment, each hex is different.
Make sure you read the details thoroughly before purchasing this option. I cannot be responsible for any upset if you neglect to read the T&C!
Notes & Warnings:
One: Magic is alive and spells take on a life of their own. I have never and will never guarantee any specific results. I can promise that I will do my due diligence; how it plays out depends on the individual factors of the situation.
While I will never promise specific outcomes within a fixed timeline as all curses (like any spell) have their own trajectories based on different factors, I am accustomed to my hexes starting to bang most dramatically within 6-12 months. While it's possible for something to unfold before then, do not expect it. Again: understand that you are commissioning a practitioner to do a real ritual. I am not a snakeoil salesman or grifter: I will not guarantee something no human can guarantee.
If you choose this, BE SURE you truly want this person to experience “amplified consequences.” Meditate on it. Past hexes of mine have resulted in extremely dramatic consequences. It is much easier to simply not open this door than to try and close it after the fact.
While I will never promise a specific punishment (as a silly example, I can’t promise that your ex will get have tomatoes and stinky cheese thrown at them every day forever)… the hammer swings hard when it does. Druidry is all about oaths and hospitality: what happens varies depending on the oaths this person has broken, what’s out of alignment with their nature. If you hire me to set that in motion, I won’t and can’t undo that.
Lastly…
If you pay me to do this, listen when I tell you this:
LEAVE IT ALONE from then on. Do not throw additional curses at it, avoid contacting the subject if you possibly can, minimize your energetic involvement from now on.
I truly do not advise piling on magic of your own, it will likely only make things messier. Once you’ve commissioned me to get this going, shift to investing in yourself and shielding yourself.
That isn’t fortune cookie advice simply to make you feel better, it’s for multiple reasons. One- a watched pot doesn’t boil. Two- Like I said about adding your own magic, it’ll only make things messier. Three- Part of the benefit of paying me is that you’re risking less direct blowback on yourself. So let me do what I do, focus on your protections and move forward knowing whoever wronged you will get what’s coming to them! Once I get this ball rolling, start shifting your own reality and focus on your own success. This is not New Age woo-woo positive thinking fluff, I mean quite seriously it’s bad to constantly check in on magic once it’s done. Leave it be: focus on the aftermath.
Two: Make sure you either have your own protections going before contacting me for this, or bundle in my protection services as well if you want the added peace of mind. While I can't and won't guarantee specific curse outcomes, in my past of professional hexing, people that I assumed were already warded & shielded got minor blowback once I got going because I set something loose without their having any active magical protections/wards etc. In that case, it isn’t some “law of three” rede in action (I’m not Wiccan and don’t observe such ideas)— you just weren’t protected.
Protect yourself first, and/or purchase my protection offering in my shop here.
If you decide this is the route you want to take, here’s what I will need from you:
- A photo of the person
- Their full name (it is important)
- Their offense/how they wronged you + a basic summary of the situation, and why it has been significant for you
- An understanding that once you purchase this, I will prioritize it as soon as I humanly can— but it may take up to 2-3 weeks for me to complete it. Why? Simply put: I have a full time day job, and I have multiple commissions on my plate at any given time. On top of that, some days are just not energetically conducive to specific workings: I may be waiting for a full moon, etc.
However: If you truly feel the need to prioritize this happening ASAP, bundle your order with my “rush” option to insure that I hit it within the next 9 days.
Understand this: I curse abusers, predators, people that have caused serious harm and at minimum violated their word against their loved ones, or those under their care. I will not put a curse on someone you simply don’t like, are threatened by, etc. If you hire me under false pretenses to curse someone innocent/who has not seriously harmed anyone, do not be surprised when nothing bad happens to them and very likely, it happens to you instead— and no, I will not be refunding your goofy ass.
As a final aside…
Why is my hexing so expensive?
Try it sometime: it’s exhausting.
As stated, I don’t use written spells or a color by numbers approach. I am literally shamanically traveling to directly plant this ripple effect in the realms to reach this person’s energy, hone in on what they have done wrong, and amplify the consequences of that violation. I’m not just reciting words over a candle.
As humbly as possible, I’m good.
This is perhaps the least important reason, but I often feel the need to buy weirder ingredients than most of my workings merit to catalyze more intense effects-- cow hearts, specific shaped candles, honeycomb, etc... I never really know until the moment, each hex is different.